This one is certainly not going down the flush at all, courtesy Munchkin, Inc. The designer and manufacturer of clever infant and toddler products, a few days ago announced the launch of its one of a kind luxury diaper disposal system. Called the Royal Diaper Pail, it’s cast from solid gold and studded with more than 5,000 rubies, sapphires, and diamonds. And is capable of neutralizing diaper odors through a patented system that includes a salaried, 24-hour nursery attendant to help parents change their baby’s diapers. Godsend for would-be parents, isn’t it! Now even if this would have got us thinking of it as a prank, the company’s announcement that they were planning to present the first production model to the royal couple on their April 29 nuptials, got us, and others hooked. In fact the company promised to hand-deliver this wonder pail along with a nursery attendant from Munchkin’s catalog, especially selected by the parents, as complimentary. All for $1,000,000!