An opulent, expensive or limited edition chess set made for special uses or out of spectacular materials is all good for a person who can play the game. But if you want to teach some one to play with you but you haven’t got the time, buy one that can teach that person instead. Available as the perfect Christmas chess set is a talking chess set from A3 Network. Hand crafted by artist Barbara Kruger, the set features used three integrated computers and 96 microprocessors so that the Corian pieces can talk to each other. The set is priced at $30,000.