Lambo Laid to Rest!

Are they getting into a habit or what? These oafs have managed to make the best on the road into a mangled mess, again! This time it’s a white Lamborghini Gallardo convertible that lies somewhere in Shropshire beside a tree, mangled, crumpled and no more recognizable. Hmph! The bloke who was behind the wheel survived the crash and was taken to a hospital in another car that was around at the fateful hour. To make matters worse, the car wasn’t even owned by this particular slayer. It was hired by him and a group of friends who went drinking to The Cider House pub near Wootton. Even after the horrendous crash the guy didn’t even lose even a limb. I wonder how to penalize such an idiot in my own little way. The closest I got to a Lambo was that tattered poster I had hanging in the wall and here’s someone who borrows it, crashes it and then ends up in hospital, grinning away at relatives arriving with flowers (I hope bloody not!).