Dolce and Gabbana is very serious about its black and gold bling-like designs. While most of them look stylish and quite in trend, this brass safety pin brooch makes you want to poke that pin into its designer. This ghastly brooch looks ideal for a Halloween costume party or maybe as a gift for that annoying aunt who only see irrelevant cellulite on you. The brooch is like a witch’s concoction and has – gold, silver, copper and brass tones with crystal and coin embellishments and black resin beads. To cushion the painful cringe, it comes with a velvet pouch and presentation box. You can own this for only $375.