What does a woman need to be an ageless beauty? Well, if you don’t really know the answer to that trick question, let Dutch jeweler Ted Noten answer our queries. His latest collection dubbed as the 7 Necessities, is a tongue-in-cheek remark to feminist fashionistas, offering things that “every woman” aspires. This is not his first attempt at a kit like this, if you remember his Chanel001 gun Noten describes the idea as a “quest to determine what every woman needs in a survival kit, under any imaginable circumstance, in order to ‘be her own man’ without forfeiting her femininity.” So what exactly can you find inside the kit?
A beauty mask that looks life Nefertiti that comes with botox enhancements to fit on to the shape of your face.
Dior 002 Gun (in White) that hides a 4GB USB drive that also makes room for a Dior lip-gloss, a sparkling diamond, and handy pills among other little things that you need to carry along.
A 19th century waist Chatelaine with a modern twist; it features a credit card fan and 11 other “modular” items.
A trophy helmet for a hunting woman is a must. It comes nestled with many tools such as a radar device and a telescope.
To keep a lusty woman’s passion in check, there is a Chastity belts. But more than that, it’s an indication that a nice girl can get really naughty at will!
The Purse of Wonders houses everything a woman needs, when she has to look her best. Apart from the usual lipstick, drug paraphernalia, and a wedding ring, it also stores a crystal ball and sperm whale oil, which is known for keeping wrinkles at bay
Finally there are spyglasses for a “Woman on the Warpath. Crafted in nylon, the sunglasses keeps aggressive crystal ice pick hidden within itself.
Everything inside is 3-D printed, white and encrusted with diamonds and gold. Wait isn’t that what a girl, wants, or is it? Too bad it doesn’t pack in a tall, dark and handsome hunk as well!
[Tednoten Via Fastcodesign]