Kohler technologized fountain toilet leaves you constipated

It’s so fine with blue lights and an open and close button that you just don’t want to continue with the activity of excreting bodily waste. For the eco-maniacs, there’s the 1.28 gallon per flush system, saving water and dehydrating sewer crocodiles at the same time. These elite commodes shall be out in the market in June. It’s the closest thing you’ll get to take a dump on Ayn Rand’s work without resorting to defecating in the fiction aisle at Barnes and Noble.

How much do they cost? Well just about $3,800.