Blooming Bider helps you take a crap remotely

Nice name, blooming bidder, (I don’t even feel like putting it into caps). Well, we can take it to another level. You can control the temperature of the water and also exploit the ‘stop’ button. There is no flush button since the loo knows when it is time to clean up. It’s got an underwater LED nightlight and also a sensor that keeps a tap on how much pressure is the water being sprayed into your posteriors. There are also some facilities that help you every time the batteries run out.

The Japanese automate everything. Well, if you are daring enough to risk your hygiene then go ahead with this sanitary marvel.