Ever wondered what happens to all that metal pile after a speeding car is crashed to bits? Well, some nice souls keep their luxury quotient intact by turning them into luxury home furniture. One such brand is VeraseriDesigns who is out with the Stig Chair, Sport luxury furniture designed for the home, office, and travel charging of “your personal Stig.” The 52”x 23”x 39” chair features “two fast connect tube lines that are universal for every Stig, one for Nitrogen outgassing, and the larger for unprocessed minced raw Pork.”
The press release further adds, “The seating device also features push-rod suspension as not to jar your Stig during transportation and charging, an event that could prove explosive. Stigs from a Stig farm are vulnerable during the period of charging and outgassing; fluid and gas levels inside the Stig change and can become unstable and potentially explosive. The seating unit is as well prepared for such an event in the very rare case that your Stig for some reason explodes.”
You’d also like to know that the chair comes coated with special material by Line-X Protective Coatings Corp, which can be “hosed down if needed and resists 9mm small arms fire”. This chair features gel-cushioned pads that have been upholstered with Deer leather, which is said to be picked up from a deer “hit by the designer’s car.” The chair’s frame has been crafted using 4130 alloy steel tubes, recycled from the frames of a number of Nascar Stock Car crashes. The price you pay for this bizarrely designed chair is $11,000. I am surely hoping this is a one-off chair, or it makes me wonder how many deer Adam Krehbiel has actually hit so far!
[Veraseri-Yolasite]
