Zoltar, A Pricey Fortune-Teller

Do fortune-tellers and astrologers excite the hell out of you???…then you just happened to land up at the right place. Enrich your fortune listening experience by bringing this Zoltar home. The crazy folks at Hammacher and Schlemmer have found this classic animatronic fortune teller in arcades, which stands 6 1/2′ tall, and augurs a spoken and printed fortune for you. Spilling the apt beans on the beauty of this product is surely going to be a Herculean task. Because every feature is superior. Richly detailed with a handlebar mustache and beard, a gold head wrap, gold shirt, paisley vest, and jewelry, the bust of Zoltar stands in a solid wheeled cabinet of oak with birch veneers, finished in gold-and black-painted trim, and is surrounded by three panes of tempered glass. Phew!!! Now tell me… how on earth can you afford to miss this product?

Zoltar acknowledges your presence and invites you to approach him. Once you insert a quarter (coins may be removed), Zoltar nods his head up and down as his crystal ball illuminates and he sweeps his hand back and forth. Ain’t this amusing??? It is made to provide 16 different spoken fortunes and dispenses one of 23 different printed fortunes in the form of a paper card. So language barriers won’t exist. It ships with 2000 fortune cards, and the fortune is dispensed from the front of the cabinet. It measures 77″ H x 33″ W x 28″ D and would cost you a whooping $8,999.95.

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