This ludicrously priced 4-ply toilet paper is the ultimate luxury for your bottoms


Those with a penchant for luxury can sometimes go a little too far as did the makers of a brand-new toilet paper at Quilted Northern Luxury. The new offering promises to please your bottoms with a feathery soft touch as you relieve yourself each morning. If this doesn’t sound stupid as yet, wait till you hear its asking price. Marked at ridiculous $8.99 for a pack of six mega rolls (equaling to about 24 regular rolls), this could just make the most ridiculous purchase of your life!

Apparently, the novel offering is made with four silky-soft layers of paper that promise extra cushioning for your tooshies. Although touted to be sewer-safe and septic-safe, the tissue roll is certainly anticipated to clog pipes thanks to its four-layered make. For being ludicrously priced, the paper does come in a Quilted Northern Luxury tin can – an add-on that even then fails to justify its heavy price tag.

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If you’re in a mood to splurge though, head on to the official Quilted Northern Luxury website and give your bottoms a treat of a lifetime! Although the 4-ply paper is currently under development, subscribing to it on the website will open you to upcoming promotional deals and updates on its launch. Although we give this one a pass, the 4-ply toilet paper could make a great friend for your toosh! Try it out and let us know!

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[Via:Geekologie]