Ok, so we’ve shot past the Valentine’s Daymark and are soon going to be celebrating Women’s Day, but that is reason enough to join “Britain’s first luxury Mile High Club.” And the company promises to get you there on your own private jet (No, it’s not for keeps)! So if you manage to get hold of a chartered plane, you’ll be greeted with complimentary chocolates, champagne, and any song of Barry White. In fact, you can ask for customizations such as “silky pillows, luxurious linen with an erotically high thread count, soft lighting and scattered rose pet“, and an open bar, but only for two.
However, not everything is hunky-dory. After sitting you up in the VIP Lounge, you’d get to meet the Wish-certified pilot (but I’d suggest you look beyond his drop-dead gorgeousness and ask for his flying license too). And if you wish to “get naughty,” as the Wish expects you to be, on this hour-long flight, you’d rather keep details to yourself! The entire (s)escapade will cost you just £5000 ($7500).