The Mendis coconut brandy is expensive

I need a million dollars, would you spare some for me? No, I don’t need to purchase a house or clear off gambling debts, I want to taste the Mendis coconut brandy. This 100% all-natural clear brandy distilled from the essence of the coconut flower and is matured for a minimum of two years in Hamilla wood casks. The subtle taste of coconut with a velvety sweet texture and unmatched smoothness, the brandy can be had neat or on the rocks and offers limitless options for mixing as a clear spirit. Well, all this fuss doesn’t warrant a million-dollar price tag (it’s the tag for the first bottle only), but if you’re wicked you can get the bottle for free by participating in a draw online.

“We have decided to offer the first coconut brandy bottle ever for $1,000,000 to the public. This bottle will be signed and numbered by the founder of our distillery and will come with a certificate of authenticity. The purchaser will be provided with a luxury trip and personal security for the bottle.” That’s what the folks at Mendis have to say. It will be available in the autumn of 2007.

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