For $1,000,000, I can think of a lot many things to do. As can you, I’m sure. But if that dizzying number of zeroes confuses you for one moment, here is a great option to consider (I repeat, “consider”)- ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad’ edition of Saints Row IV. With this purchase, a game isn’t all you get, obviously. So, here’s what you do get- one full day of spy training, hostage rescue experience, a full-size replica of the Dubstep gun, the ultimate pampering of a shopping spree with a personal shopper, and also some extraordinary enticements like plastic surgery of your choice, to match the spruced up wardrobe perhaps. Also, you get a brand new Prius with insurance and 7 nights for two at The Jefferson Hotel in Washington.
And (I was just pausing for breath) life fit for a royal with 7 nights stay in the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-al-Arab, Dubai, with flights for two, one whole year’s membership of E25 Super Car Club, and a Lamborghini Gallardo to make it worth your while, as well as (wait for it) a trip to space with Virgin Galactic! Quite the earth-and-beyond experience, literally.
Makers, Koch Media, must gloat, as gamers (and the rest of the world, pretty much) sit up, awestruck. And there’s just one of these (still enough to go around). So we mere mortals can wait with bated breath as billionaires race for “The Million Dollar Pack.” Or not. Just saying.